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>> Subject: FW: GENDERS
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>>You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.
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>>1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
>>right through them.
>>
>>2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm
>>them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
>>are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
>>
>>3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
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>>4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have
>>to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
>>
>>5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
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>>6) A Web Page is Female, ! Because it's always getting hit on.
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>>7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
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>>8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
>>bottom.
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>>9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000
>>years, but it's handy to have around.
>>
>>10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you?
>>But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
>>while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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